Request to Join the Family

You're about to take the next great step in life—joining a Family of like-minded individuals on the quest to achieve human Enlightenment.

Depending on the number of applications in the queue, your application will usually be accepted or rejected within 1-3 days.

Basic information

Your full name:

Your email address:

What is your year of birth (if any)?

Where can we follow you on social media? (optional)

What religion, if any, would you say most closely matches your understanding of the universe?

What is your blood type?


NOTICE: Please answer all questions thoroughly and thoughtfully in complete sentences. Short, vague, and nondescriptive answers will result in your application being rejected without further review.

Who told you about the Vanderstank Family? Please be specific. ("A friend" or "YouTube" or "TikTok" is not an acceptable answer.)

Referral code (optional):
If you have been referred by an existing member, enter their referral code here and you both will earn 1 Vandercoin.

Why do you want to join the Vanderstank Family?

Tell us about yourself. What makes you who you are? Are there any unique traits or skills you could bring to the Family?

What is the meaning of life?

Have you heard any unusual information or rumors related to the Vanderstank cause?

Confirm you are human

What is the sum of 3 and 2?

Please visit the Church of Vanderstank and meditate for at least one full minute in Meditation Room 1 on the first floor. What is written on the pendulum?

Exactly how much is one Vandercoin worth today?

Last few things

I am fully committed to the Enlightenment of myself and of humanity.

I have read and accepted The Understanding.

I have read and accepted the terms and conditions.