Are you a new Family member who's finding it difficult to get a head start in the Vanderconomy? Or maybe a veteran Family member that's fallen on hard times? We are proud to introduce Vandercard, the slickest new way to spend Vandercoin you don't have. Simply apply for Vandercard today, and you can begin spending Vandercoin you don't have right away.
NEW: 1% back - Get 1% back when you pay it off.
Safe and private - We don't report to credit bureaus
No physical card required - Your card ID is automatically identified on any Vanderstank website
111% secure - At least 11% more secure than any other credit card
Fair interest rates* - See details
Multiple payoff options - Earn back your balance or expunge it through ritual ceremonies
Compositionally stable at near-light speeds
Vandercard Amethyst is here.
Higher-ranking members with a Family Reputation of Exquisite or higher can now apply for Amethyst: the premium tier of the Vandercard exprience. Consume goods and services with never-before-seen fanciness with your Amethyst card.
Vandercard Amethyst Petit Mal ("the Purple Card") earns 6.66% back on every Family Marketplace item purchased, grants special early access to newly-built areas of the Church, and enables the Dusthole, a special elite "digital hole" where elite members can dispose of excess Vandercoin.
Vandercard Amethyst Grand Mal ("the Black Card") is our most elite card ever, designed only for the most disgustingly exclusive and elite of Family Members. It only earns 0.5% Vandercoin back on purchases, but can only be held by one Family Member at any given time and grants access to the super-exclusive Amethyst Lounge in the Church.
Inquire directly with a Family Elder to apply for a Vandercard Amethyst card.
Watch this video to find out more about Vandercard and the Vanderconomy!
