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Mrs. N Purple Juda Rise of the Dough Purple
Vanderthanks Purple Juda Vanderthanks (single) Gospel
My Day on the Moon Henry Floyd My Day on the Moon Abstract
Ommadawn, Pt. 1 Mike Oldfield Ommadawn Instrumental
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The Nothing Show Idiot Flesh The Nothing Show none
At First Glance Kohwi AAURAL II Bells and stuff
PSS-140 Yamaha Generational Trauma


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The lively original

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Chumbles Delexe

The high-stakes sequel

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Chumbles III

Head-to-head 60-second time trial


Simply Chumbles

Chumbles for minimalists

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Flabby Domp

A Game of Bravery

You are "Flabby" Domp Briff, a hard-working 18th century oat miner from Calcutta.

You’re on your way home from the oat mines late one Friday night, on your way to The Container Store where you’re picking up a small container for your ailing aunt, notorious mass-murderer the Hon. Rev. Dr. Aunt Agatha Christie (no relation to the author)...

...when suddenly you come across some Stanklings that are threatening to ruin your day! Those nasty little gray balls of filth are threatening to eat your leg down to the bone if you don’t act fast!

Avoid the Stanklings at all cost while picking up your prescription, and for bonus points, try to drop as many doors as possible!

The Hon. Rev. Dr. Aunt Agatha Christie is counting on you!

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Scripture Reference: Book of Tools, Chapter 2

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