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| Song | Artist | Album | Genre |
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| Mrs. N | Purple Juda | Rise of the Dough | Purple |
| Vanderthanks | Purple Juda | Vanderthanks (single) | Gospel |
| My Day on the Moon | Henry David Floyd | My Day on the Moon | Abstract |
| Ommadawn, Pt. 1 | Mike Oldfield | Ommadawn | Instrumental |
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| Hello | |||
| The Nothing Show | Idiot Flesh | The Nothing Show | none |
| At First Glance | Kohwi | AAURAL II | Bells and stuff |
| PSS-140 | Yamaha | Generational Trauma |
And there shall come a day when the Future Generations, steeped in the glittering marvels of their craft, shall create a Great Symbol that shall stop all that comes in its tracks and quilts the world in a great pervasive silence, and it shall be a coin of three sides, and it shall be beautiful.
—Book of Vanderstank, Book of Tools Chapter 7
There are not many things in this world that are more important than music, but this is one of them. Please spread the word on social media—all pause buttons should have three sides.
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The lively original
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Single player
Head-to-head 60-second time trial
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Chumbles for minimalists
Single player
A Game of Bravery
You are "Flabby" Domp Briff, a hard-working 18th century oat miner from Calcutta.
You’re on your way home from the oat mines late one Friday night, on your way to The Container Store where you’re picking up a small container for your ailing aunt, notorious mass-murderer the Hon. Rev. Dr. Aunt Agatha Christie (no relation to the author)...
...when suddenly you come across some Stanklings that are threatening to ruin your day! Those nasty little gray balls of filth are threatening to eat your leg down to the bone if you don’t act fast!
Avoid the Stanklings at all cost while picking up your prescription, and for bonus points, try to drop as many doors as possible!
The Hon. Rev. Dr. Aunt Agatha Christie is counting on you!
Thanks for playing Flabby Domp
©2020 Vanderstank Family of Universal Cosmic Knowledge in partnership with the Chumbles Game Manufacturing Corporation and CLASCO, Ltd. This game and the artificial intelligence engine that powers it are the sole intellectual property of the Vanderstank Family of Universal Cosmic Knowledge, and any unauthorized reproduction is punishable by hanging
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Vanderthanks to Family Member V0718, who helped discover the trigonometric representation:
where n is the number of sides in the n-gon you are studying, and x is the number of days through the year, or hours through the day. This wave, wrapped into a circle after n cycles for any given n-gon, give us the polygonal patterns we know and love. Whoa!
Scripture Reference: Book of Tools, Chapter 2
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so." — Douglas Adams
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