And there shall come a day when the Future Generations, steeped in the glittering marvels of their craft, shall create a Great Symbol that shall stop all that comes in its tracks and quilts the world in a great pervasive silence, and it shall be a coin of three sides, and it shall be beautiful. —Book of Vanderstank, Book of Tools Chapter 7
There are not many things in this world that are more important than music, but this is one of them. Please spread the word on social media—all pause buttons should have three sides.
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