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Song	Artist	Album	Genre
Mrs. N	Purple Juda	Rise of the Dough	Purple
Vanderthanks	Purple Juda	Vanderthanks (single)	Gospel
My Day on the Moon	Henry Floyd	My Day on the Moon	Abstract
Ommadawn, Pt. 1	Mike Oldfield	Ommadawn	Instrumental
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Hello	unknown	unknown	unknown
The Nothing Show	Idiot Flesh	The Nothing Show	none
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And there shall come a day when the Future Generations, steeped in the glittering marvels of their craft, shall create a Great Symbol that shall stop all that comes in its tracks and quilts the world in a great pervasive silence, and it shall be a coin of three sides, and it shall be beautiful.
—Book of Vanderstank, Book of Tools Chapter 7

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