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Welcome to Chumbles III: The Chumblening: The Mighty 1v1 Head-2-Head Chumbledeathmatch To End All Mighty 1v1 Head-2-Head Chumbledeathmatches GT Pro Final Edition™!

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High scores

player 1 player 2 date
1. V06040181V0001Nov 24, 2020
2. V09011592V0001Dec 30, 2019
3. V0718-460339V0001Jan 16, 2020
4. V0002-268331V0952Nov 1, 2020
5. V000195V0901Jan 1, 2020
6. V00019-1555V0901Dec 30, 2019
7. V06040-601V0001Nov 24, 2020
8. V11320-2458V0001May 17, 2022
9. V11620-2230V0001Jan 7, 2023
10. V06040-28V0001Aug 6, 2020

Low scores

player 1 player 2 date
1. V11180v1120Jun 11, 2022
2. V11490V1172Sep 17, 2023
3. V0001-1730V0001Sep 29, 2021
4. V11680V1167Feb 28, 2023
5. V11690V1168Mar 1, 2023
6. V11490V1172Sep 17, 2023
7. V11490V0002Nov 17, 2022
8. V11670V1168Feb 28, 2023
9. V11690V1168Mar 1, 2023
10. V0718-460339V0001Jan 16, 2020

GO!

Is this your first time playing Chumbles?

Oh no!

First-time players lose 10 Chumbles right off the bat.

Oh no!

Veteran players lose 10 Chumbles right off the bat.

You moved 2 spaces.

Oh no! You've landed on the Chumblesquare, angering the almighty god Chumblor! That's minus 25 Chumbles! You must now make a move in the ongoing game of chess you are playing with him, unless you wish to escape by using a free spin or another dice roll.

You moved 3 spaces.

You landed on a green triangle! You must now do one lap around the room, and your reward is one very delicious Chumble! Of course, the green triangle also awards you a free spin or a nine-card draw.

You moved 4 spaces.

You land on a blank space, which is boring. You lose one Chumble in accordance with the Boredom Law. You can counter the boredom charge by drawing 16 cards from the deck, challenge the Boredom Law in court, or roll again.

You moved 5 spaces.

You've landed on the Chef's Hat! You must cook a hearty Italian dinner, which will be judged by the Chumblechef. If you roll a 9 or higher, your meal will be cooked properly.

You moved 6 spaces.

You landed on the Devil's Horn! You must now read aloud from the Bible upside-down. That's minus 666 Chumbles and a mandatory spin of the spinner.

You moved 7 spaces.

Fuck! You've landed on the Chumbledunce square. That's minus 100 Chumbles. Put on your Chumbledunce hat, for you are a Chumbledunce and a loser.

You moved 8 spaces.

You've landed on the King's Spot. You are now the King of Chumbles! That's plus 8 Chumbles for you, and a free chance to spin the spinner, draw 16 cards, or move your queen in your chess game.

You moved 9 spaces.

You've landed on the Shape! That's 96 Chumbles for you, and a free spin!

You moved 10 spaces.

You landed on a Roll Again space. That's minus one Chumble. Roll again, asshole.

You moved 11 spaces.

Oh no! You've landed in the Chumblebox. You'll lose your turn, 25 Chumbles, and 25 Respect Points... unless you do one of the following:

You moved 12 spaces.

Congratulations, you landed on the Chumble Power Cube! You win 10 Chumbles and an iTunes gift card. What are you going to do with this?

You spent 51 Chumbles on a free turn.

According to the Chumbles Law of Corruption, you lose 70 Respect Points.

You challenged a Law.

The Chumbleparliament will review your challenge. Your challenge will be upheld if you roll a 9 or higher.

You moved your knight forward on the chess board.

Oh no! You moved right into the path of Chumblor's bishop, and he took out your knight! You lose $10.

You drew a letter from the Chumblebag.

You drew 9 cards.

Congratulations! One of the cards you drew was the Queen of Leaves! You gain one Leaf, but lose 60 Chumbles in compliance with the Chumblequeen Law.

You moved your queen forward.

Oh no! Your Queen landed right on top of the Chumblemine that the god Chumblor placed on that chess square! You lose 19 Chumbles, but gain one Medal of Honor for your bravery. You have also been charged $1.29 for a new Queen.

You sacrificed the Chumble Power Cube to Chumblor.

You gain 50 Respect Points, but Chumblor robs you of $250 and your iTunes gift card.

You drew 16 cards.

The sum of all your cards was 59, plus a Jack and an Instructions card. That's a 24-Chumble gain for you of course, minus one for the instructions card, and the Jack is yours to keep.

Spinner

You spun harder.

Holy shit, that was way too hard! You've angered the almighty god Chumblor, who originally crafted that spinner with his bare hands. That's an unprecedented 1500-Chumble penalty, and a property damage lawsuit. You were also charged $4.99 for a replacement spinner.

Spinner

You spun the spinner.

The spinner landed on .

The spinner was meaningless! Nothing happened.

You drew 32 cards.

Uh-oh, that's too many cards! You've angered the god Chumblor, meaning you must make another move on the chess board!

You moved your queen, bishop, and knight forward.

You have enraged the god Chumblor! He knocks over the chess board - that's minus $24.99 and 7 Respect Points for you. He also steals your gift card.

You drew two more letters.

Oh no, it's a and a ! That's not even a letter! That's minus 120 Chumbles for you.

TIME’S UP!

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