Welcome to Chumbles III: The Chumblening: The Mighty 1v1 Head-2-Head Chumbledeathmatch To End All Mighty 1v1 Head-2-Head Chumbledeathmatches GT Pro Final Edition™!
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player 1 | player 2 | date | |||
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1. | V0604 | 0 | 181 | V0001 | Nov 24, 2020 |
2. | V0901 | 15 | 92 | V0001 | Dec 30, 2019 |
3. | V0718 | -4603 | 39 | V0001 | Jan 16, 2020 |
4. | V0002 | -2683 | 31 | V0952 | Nov 1, 2020 |
5. | V0001 | 9 | 5 | V0901 | Jan 1, 2020 |
6. | V0001 | 9 | -1555 | V0901 | Dec 30, 2019 |
7. | V0604 | 0 | -28 | V0001 | Aug 6, 2020 |
8. | V0604 | 0 | -601 | V0001 | Nov 24, 2020 |
9. | V1132 | 0 | -2458 | V0001 | May 17, 2022 |
10. | V1162 | 0 | -2230 | V0001 | Jan 7, 2023 |
player 1 | player 2 | date | |||
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1. | V0001 | -1730 | V0001 | Sep 29, 2021 | |
2. | V1118 | 0 | v1120 | Jun 11, 2022 | |
3. | V1149 | 0 | V0002 | Nov 17, 2022 | |
4. | V1168 | 0 | V1167 | Feb 28, 2023 | |
5. | V1167 | 0 | V1168 | Feb 28, 2023 | |
6. | V1169 | 0 | V1168 | Mar 1, 2023 | |
7. | V1169 | 0 | V1168 | Mar 1, 2023 | |
8. | V1149 | 0 | V1172 | Sep 17, 2023 | |
9. | V1149 | 0 | V1172 | Sep 17, 2023 | |
10. | V0892 | 29 | V0892 | Sep 21, 2024 |
Is this your first time playing Chumbles?
First-time players lose 10 Chumbles right off the bat.
Veteran players lose 10 Chumbles right off the bat.
Oh no! You've landed on the Chumblesquare, angering the almighty god Chumblor! That's minus 25 Chumbles! You must now make a move in the ongoing game of chess you are playing with him, unless you wish to escape by using a free spin or another dice roll.
You landed on a green triangle! You must now do one lap around the room, and your reward is one very delicious Chumble! Of course, the green triangle also awards you a free spin or a nine-card draw.
You land on a blank space, which is boring. You lose one Chumble in accordance with the Boredom Law. You can counter the boredom charge by drawing 16 cards from the deck, challenge the Boredom Law in court, or roll again.
You've landed on the Chef's Hat! You must cook a hearty Italian dinner, which will be judged by the Chumblechef. If you roll a 9 or higher, your meal will be cooked properly.
You landed on the Devil's Horn! You must now read aloud from the Bible upside-down. That's minus 666 Chumbles and a mandatory spin of the spinner.
Fuck! You've landed on the Chumbledunce square. That's minus 100 Chumbles. Put on your Chumbledunce hat, for you are a Chumbledunce and a loser.
You've landed on the King's Spot. You are now the King of Chumbles! That's plus 8 Chumbles for you, and a free chance to spin the spinner, draw 16 cards, or move your queen in your chess game.
You've landed on the Shape! That's 96 Chumbles for you, and a free spin!
You landed on a Roll Again space. That's minus one Chumble. Roll again, asshole.
Oh no! You've landed in the Chumblebox. You'll lose your turn, 25 Chumbles, and 25 Respect Points... unless you do one of the following:
Congratulations, you landed on the Chumble Power Cube! You win 10 Chumbles and an iTunes gift card. What are you going to do with this?
According to the Chumbles Law of Corruption, you lose 70 Respect Points.
The Chumbleparliament will review your challenge. Your challenge will be upheld if you roll a 9 or higher.
Oh no! You moved right into the path of Chumblor's bishop, and he took out your knight! You lose $10.
Congratulations! One of the cards you drew was the Queen of Leaves! You gain one Leaf, but lose 60 Chumbles in compliance with the Chumblequeen Law.
Oh no! Your Queen landed right on top of the Chumblemine that the god Chumblor placed on that chess square! You lose 19 Chumbles, but gain one Medal of Honor for your bravery. You have also been charged $1.29 for a new Queen.
You gain 50 Respect Points, but Chumblor robs you of $250 and your iTunes gift card.
The sum of all your cards was 59, plus a Jack and an Instructions card. That's a 24-Chumble gain for you of course, minus one for the instructions card, and the Jack is yours to keep.
Holy shit, that was way too hard! You've angered the almighty god Chumblor, who originally crafted that spinner with his bare hands. That's an unprecedented 1500-Chumble penalty, and a property damage lawsuit. You were also charged $4.99 for a replacement spinner.
The spinner landed on .
The spinner was meaningless! Nothing happened.
Uh-oh, that's too many cards! You've angered the god Chumblor, meaning you must make another move on the chess board!
You have enraged the god Chumblor! He knocks over the chess board - that's minus $24.99 and 7 Respect Points for you. He also steals your gift card.
Oh no, it's a and a ! That's not even a letter! That's minus 120 Chumbles for you.