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Be Your Best VanderSelf

Enlightenment isn't easy to attain, it takes hard work and determination. We are proud to announce the results of a research program over two years in the making—the VanderSelf regimen. Not only is the VanderSelf program incredibly good for you, but it optimizes your body for the Personal Treatment to go smoothly.

All members wishing to undergo Personal Treatment must pledge strict adherence to the VanderSelf regimen for at least one (1) year prior.

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