Welcome to the Vanderstank Family Portal

The new Family Portal is a one-stop hub for Family Members to organize their information, perform and record basic research, and access members-only materials.


The Vanderstank Family of Universal Cosmic Knowledge is an autonomous Family entity devoted to improving human existence via an eclectic set of methodologies. People of all ages, nationalities, and beliefs have come together to collectively benefit from what we have discovered.

With the blessing of the Church, the Family has developed its own structure and laws, marketplace, currency, commune, and cloud-based computer mainframe with its own lightweight OS and its own parallel internet.

"Repair, revive, revamp, renew. Ipse dixit, just turn the screw." - The Nowhere Man