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EXECUTIVE BOARD

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Brodona Oven Pit "Galactagos" Floya

PRESIDENT AND CHAIRMAN

DIRECTOR OF VANDERSTANK LUXURY MEDIA GROUP

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Phelix McGraw Jordanesque Cornflakes "The Sliding Skytongue" Hemmitt

EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT

GRAND TINKERER

DIRECTOR OF ARCADIA GROUP

PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT CONSULTANT

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Tangus Gerhardt Dawson

ASST. DIRECTOR OF VANDERSTANKLIFE, VANDERSTANKEATS, AND VANDERSTANKACTIVE

BEARD CONSULTANT

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CHIEF SURGEON

PUBLIC RELATIONS SPECIALIST

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Charleston Scrubbler "Lung Buster" Tumaki

PYROTECHNICS AND ROBOTICS CONSULTANT

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HERBOLOGY AND PSYCHOTROPICS CONSULTANT

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Travis Carlyle Varnum

DIRECTOR OF V‑COMMERCE

GRAND EVANGELIST FOR THE CHURCH OF VANDERSTANK

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J. Thaddeus "Vurscifer" Caldwell

HISTORICAL ENGINEER

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EXECUTIVE CONSULTANTS

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Liberty M. Novak

OCCULT & SPIRITUAL REALM CONSULTANT

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Muhammad Borges Smith

WINE & CHEESE & WEAPONS CONSULTANT

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VACRO III

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Lewis Cave

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Celia Cave

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Blair Stevens

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Chiara Ferrero

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Madi Deimos

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VACRO II

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Tempest Cornwell

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Xyla Kanin

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Bob "Edgyteen" Cruikshank-Condit

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VACRO I

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Retired

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Dr. George j'Ohnston Head

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"I was in a bad spot in my life. I mishandled classified information and brought shame upon the Company. But then Vanderstank showed me the light. Because of their wonderful Personal Treatment and re-education program, I learned that I didn't need my friends and family who refused to believe in Vanderstank. Just as Vanderstank corrected me, I now have a new purpose in correcting my former loved ones. I have a new Family now: the Vanderstank Family."
— Celia Cave, VACRO III

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