Welcome to VSPN
VSPN is the international home of all Vandersports coverage, provided by the Vanderstank Family of Universal Cosmic Knowledge.
VSPN stands for Vanderstank Sports P. Network. The P stands for Patrick.
VSPN is the international home of all Vandersports coverage, provided by the Vanderstank Family of Universal Cosmic Knowledge.
VSPN stands for Vanderstank Sports P. Network. The P stands for Patrick.
The most recent addition to the official Vandersports lineup is Paulhole! Paul fans from all around the world are rejoicing now that the Vanderstank Family has given this Vanderful sport the honor it deserves, placing bets with PayPaul* money, and uploading Paulhole highlight reels to PaulHub*.
* These websites are only available when browsing on VanderstankOSThe first and oldest Vandersport, Apostle Hunting, involves hunting apostles via a variety of eclectic means. While the sport was traditionally very violent and involved the murder of actual holy apostles, nowadays it rarely involves either apostles or hunting
Charleston Tumaki still holds the world record for Apostle Hunting championships.
Synchronized Color Invention is a sport which involves the simultaneous invention of new, never-before-seen colors by two or more participants on one team, scored by a panel of judges and compared against other teams.
The world record for this colorful Vandersport is currently held jointly by Grand Overlord C. Bluebird F. and Former Grand Overlord Brodona Floya.
Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. Imagine playing basketball, but with a sizzling hot, deliciously aromatic, fresh-out-of-the-smoker beef brisket! This improvement upon the traditional sport of basketball is further improved with the recent winner-must-eat ruling, introducing the subtle extra challenge of scoring the most points while attempting to keep the brisket as edible as possible.
This ancient Vandersport consists of two teams of players which compete to as Benjamin Franklin as possible.
The world record for competitive Benjamin Franklin is currently held by our partially deceased Former Head of PR Micycle Band-Aid Fic.
The Vandersport of scumscaping involves various things.
The record for this Vandersport is currently held gently and stroked along the spine as if it were a small animal.