This script MUST be used with all participants whose Vanderstank Initiative contracts did not include inherent acknowledgment of the Claustrum Agreement.

CONTROLLER: Hello, I will be your Treatment Controller today. Before we begin, I will be asking you to confirm a few terms and conditions we had to remove from your original Vanderstank contract. This conversation is being recorded on audio and video for our safety.

SUBJECT: [ response ]

CONTROLLER: Please repeat after me. I, [ SUBJECT NAME ], do hereby signal my full agreement and cooperation in undergoing the Vanderstank Personal Treatment cognitioneering procedure here at [ UNIT NAME ] on this [ DATE AND TIME ].

SUBJECT: [ response ]

CONTROLLER: In consideration of my application and permitting me to participate in this activity, I hereby take action for myself, my executors, administrators, heirs, next of kin, successors, and assigns as follows:

SUBJECT: [ response ]

CONTROLLER: I certify that I deem myself to be psychologically fit, prepared and trained for participation in this event, and hereby choose to waive any and all advice from medical professionals regarding this or similar medical procedures.

SUBJECT: [ response ]

CONTROLLER: I WAIVE, RELEASE, AND DISCHARGE from any and all liability for my death, disability, personal injury, property damage, property theft, or actions of any kind which may hereafter occur to me including my traveling to and from this activity, all persons present and the organizations they represent...

SUBJECT: [ response ]

CONTROLLER: ...including, but not limited to, liability arising from the negligence or non-cooperation of any entities involved or any dangerous or defective equipment or property...

SUBJECT: [ response ]

CONTROLLER: ...indemnify, hold harmless, and promise not to sue the entities or persons mentioned from any and all liabilities or claims made as a result of participation in this activity...

SUBJECT: [ response ]

CONTROLLER: I hereby consent to receive medical treatment which may be deemed advisable at any point during this activity for my own health and safety, including post-mortem procedures in the unlikely event of my death,

SUBJECT: [ response ]

CONTROLLER: I understand that I may be photographed, and I agree to allow my photo, video, or audio likeness to be used for any purpose by all entities involved.

SUBJECT: [ response ]

CONTROLLER: I agree to willingly cede control of my Vanderbank Power Units (if any) to the Vanderstank Executive Board, with ownership remaining with me in name only, and that they are to be controlled hereforth by vote of the Non-Treated members of the Executive Board.

SUBJECT: [ response ]

CONTROLLER:To accept these terms, please say Vanderthanks.

SUBJECT: [ response ]

CONTROLLER: [ if "vanderthanks," proceed - if negative response, transfer to hz liaison and leave trailer immediately ]