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3 March 2017

Test test

Test test

lol

Test test test

3 March 2017

Testing

Sweet

Is it set to admin only now

Yes

Awesome, I'm going to sleep then

Thanks for working on this with me man

Np man. Hail Caroline

Hail Caroline

20 Jan 2018

wait hold the fuck on

are we sure we got the vanderfield land zoned properly for a medical facility

remember if they come inspect it it's a "medical research laboratory"

Don't worry about it. Hazobeo's got it covered

you sure?

Yes. They promised. They always come through with these things

how though

Best not to ask questions

if you say so... hail Caroline

Hail Caroline.

3 March 2017

Please give me another chance

Sorry, this chat is for employees only.

Please I followed every rule I swear


15 September 2017

I am sorry

Yes you are.

I won't do it again

No you won't.

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Please step away from your device immediately, as it may explode.

ERROR: 0x00001226 UNBELIEVABLY_MASSIVE_FUCKUP
ERROR: 0x00000336 SATANIC_CYBER_DEATH_RITUAL_INTERRUPTED

VanderstankOS has been completely fucked up.
All Vanderstank employees responsible for this error will be terminated immediately. We take the quality of our products very seriously. If this happens again, please destroy your device as it is now soiled.