The Church of Vanderstank
Do you sometimes wonder if there's more to life than what meets the eye? I'll tell you a secret: there is, and we're the only ones who know the Truth. Let us guide you down a beautiful new spiritual path that has brought greatness to the lives of countless Vanderstank members, and will open your eyes to what really matters in this life.
Every Vanderstank location offers free luxury religious services and luxurious historical printings of our holy text, The Book of Vanderstank. A pledge of allegiance to the Book of Vanderstank is required for all purchases. Select excerpts from the Book have also been transcribed to the Church of Vanderstank website, if you wish to read it online instead like some kind of fucking animal.