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Tangus Gerhardt Dawson

Tangus Gerhardt Dawson

ASST. DIRECTOR OF VANDERSTANKLIFE, VANDERSTANKEATS, AND VANDERSTANKACTIVE BEARD CONSULTANT
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Many years ago while searching for prospective employees for Jon Howe Studios, we found Tangus in a dark alley just outside of East Providence. He referred to himself only as "Mustache Man", with a ripped piece of garbage bag tied around his head to form a mustache. Seeing his raw potential, we immediately hired him to work at Jon Howe Studios. However, Tangus was deeply disturbed by his time in the grueling, twisted working conditions of early Jon Howe Studios before its merger with Vanderstank Industries. For years, Tangus hid his face under a Darth Vader helmet and only communicated through grunts and roars. Luckily, when Jon Howe Studios was acquired and merged with Vanderstank, Tangus' condition was reversed by Vanderstank's resident animal breeding and genetics expert Dr. George Head, who led his physical and genetic therapy for interaction with humans outside the company. Today, he is indistinguishable from any other human. A classic rags-to-riches story, he is now one of the highest-ranking members in the Family.